An open letter to the apparent anti-cellphone movement.
• February 5, 2010 • Leave a CommentPosted in Open Letters, Uncategorized
Tags: 'Holy shit' is no less vulgar than 'shithead' but it is more confusing., Cell phone bad! RAR!, Enormous tomato orgy, Even spellcheck hates texting., Flame on!, Forgive the nearly 2k word rant: I've been away., Holy shit it's content!, I told you that story so I could tell you THIS story., I'm aware that I'm effectively bitching about bitching., Look right., Recursive bitching is the fuel that drives the internet., Smorgasbord of asshattery, Spellcheck is apparently not a word according to spellcheck., Still no gorilla wrasslin. No sir., This idea was a 'draft' for months until I saw the reports I linked at the end., Use of lazy devices, Yes I know the tongue-zipper is fake. Thanks.
Sense and Sensibility and Alcohol
• July 1, 2009 • 2 CommentsPosted in Wingin' It Plot Synopsis Theater
Tags: "Queen Mother of Bastards" is a t-shirt I would totally wear. Ok; that's a lie but Paul might., 'Get down to bidness' is a great euphemism and you know it., butchering the classics, Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough. I got stabbed! Right here!, Googling 'zombie' returned the suggestion "Michael Jackson zombie." Wow., I told you that story so I could tell you THIS story., It also works for any genre with a derivative of the word 'romance' if you replace 'dance' with 'talk.', Michael Bay films replace EVERY verb in that sentence with 'explode.', My favorite combination is "People explode conflict ensues all problems resolved through more or higher quality kung fu.", plus Zombies, Pride and Prejudice, Roll up your pants; it's getting deep., Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress... I'd want something with some slink., Use of lazy devices
