…wherein I somewhat surreptitiously post more hyperlinks than complaints for a change.
• August 13, 2009 • 4 CommentsPosted in Uncategorized
Tags: ...and that bikini terrifies me to my very soul, Autotune rapes ears with asses., Dinosaur Comics are utterly hilarious to me. For some reason everyone I show them to regards me with caution afterwards., Don't matter!, I hate crocs., I'm like if Chaucer worked blue and just bitched about stuff. And shit., I'm still glad 311 kicked Scott Stapp's ass., mah head asplode, Microsoft Paperclip gags. Still funny., More unsightly metaphors, Not sure if it's the Autotune or the ears that have the asses in question., R.I.P. Les Paul, Shit is GOING DOWN!, Shutter shades are the facial equivalent of crocs., Shutter shades DO solve the dilemma of being taken seriously and not seeing scan lines everywhere., The effeminate neanderthal, The Internet Manchild of La Mancha, They tell their children stories about how if they misbehave the American 16 year olds are going to come eat them and then cry and complain about their flavor., Valentino, What's sarcasm?
What a job advertising must be.
• January 14, 2009 • Leave a CommentPosted in Uncategorized
Tags: 43? Montana? The letter 'f'?, Don't matter!, Flow charts is fun for everyone., Jager!, Sexual metaphors for nonsexy stuffs., Television is rotting my brain.
