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- Comments To Hate, wherein I post significantly more content on a frequent basis
- Valentino, for whom I hit drums with sticks and make loud noises.
What is Valentino currently doing/thinking/eating/drinking? Glad you asked!
- @JoshMcCown12 if you could throw everything to @garybarnidge this Sunday, or at the very least anything in the end zone, thatd be great kthx 2 years ago
- @rongrant - you were always a supporter of our music, and a supporter of us as individuals. You will always be remembered.#newvoiceofgod 6 years ago
- Good thing we don't have a show tonight, our music is federally funded... 7 years ago
- One week until show @tobys in Wichita Falls. I wonder if there will be tostatas. 7 years ago
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=LrA8qfNsKO8 forgot this existed 7 years ago
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